Living a fucking nightmare
This is the fucking shittiest night of my life
dumbl-edore: we’re the kids your parents warned you about
growlithed: i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
Sitting in awkward silence… Your horrible at making conversation
astormykindoflove: This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold. From now on I will reject any and all proposals that are not made with this ring.
tsarcasm: trapsical: I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her. this story was wild from start to finish
In College there is no assigned seating
diaryofakanemem: But there is a unwritten rule if im sitting in the same spot for 2 months, dont be a fuckboy and sit there.
I want to get my shit together and turn my life around but I also want to die
sheskachan: eleanorjanestyle: i’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due monday of last week
ehmanuelle: how to get a hot body heat oven to 425° F get in oven
Drunk as fuck rn
polkadotcummerbund: so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out he’s roasting marshmallows